There is a cure for the Coronavirus and it happens to be the vaccines now widely available. In a continued rejection of science, various internet conspiracy theorists have guided large swaths of the public down the false cure rabbit holes. These false cures have only led to massive increases in the number of people hospitalized thus placing extraordinary strain on the medical system nationwide. The strain is being acutely felt in the South and the Mountain West, regions with low vaccination rates but high levels of horse dewormer use.